Read this before buying any of these. Long options can go to zero — the listed premium is the full amount at risk per contract (×100 shares). The theta column is the daily decay at current pricing; 0-DTE contracts can lose most of their value in hours even when direction is right. High IV after a big move means you may be buying expensive volatility that deflates (IV crush). Quotes are ~15-min delayed CBOE data — confirm live pricing at your broker before any order. This desk's directional lean carries no proven edge over market drift (live proof on the Edge Scorecard), and nothing on this page is investment advice — it is a transparent way to see how a view could be structured, with every number sourced live.